Posted tagged ‘blog’
07 Aug 2009
There comes a time in every Hornblower’s life when he (there are no female Hornblowers) must examine his life, and his reasons for Web logging. I do believe that my purpose with this Web log is to convince my self that I’m really cool, while at the same time (and this is crucial) making people [...]
Categories: Meta
Tags: blog, blogging, hornblower
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11 Jul 2009
I come bearing tidings of further strings of words composed by yours truly. The piece in question may be found here. Go on over and check up on it. It tells the tale of a journey to Bruar Falls in Brooklyn, where the musical groups Real Estate, Air Waves, the Beets and Grooms played a [...]
Categories: music
Tags: air waves, blog, brooklyn, bruar falls, grooms, muggabears, real estate, the beets, williamsburg
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07 May 2009
I’m thinking four… Okay, maybe not four. Maybe just three. Actually… Hmm. All of a sudden, I’m really not sure. Let’s start at the beginning. All right, Bank of America, definitely, right? They’re just a bunch of wild men over there. Okay, so that’s one. Citigroup — that bank’s gone way down in hole. Can’t [...]
Categories: The Imaginary New Yorker Blog
Tags: banks, blog, citi, citi field, citibank, citigroup, deutsche bank, donny deutsch, insolvency, j.p. morgan, james surowiecki, jpmorgan, jpmorgan chase, jpmorgan chase and co, td bank, the big idea, the new yorker
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01 May 2009
It’s been only a couple of days, and already I feel the seething rage among my legions of followers. Calm yourselves, masses! This week has not been quite as productive as I (and you, undoubtedly) had hoped it would be, Web-log-wise, but know that I am currently working on drafts of three very promising posts, [...]
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Tags: blog, blogging, bozo, green tags, left, right, web log
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06 Apr 2009
Ha, ha, ha, okay, this isn’t actually going to be an imaginary New Yorker blog post, I just wanted to call attention to the ridiculousness of that sentence’s appearance on the Web site of the New Yorker. Love him or hate him (I do both, passionately (?)), Sasha Frere-Jones does bring the New Yorker to [...]
Categories: The Imaginary New Yorker Blog, music
Tags: ayres, blog, flying lotus, george packer, jubilee, megasoid, nato summit, nick catchdubs, sasha frere-jones, the new yorker, ulysses s grant
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07 Mar 2009
I’m writing this on my iPhone. I’ve been in this room for 36 hours and I don’t see an exit. I don’t know how I got here or where I am, and I don’t know who put me in here. This room, it’s so white. So clean. I can’t breathe, it’s so white in here. [...]
Categories: The Imaginary New Yorker Blog
Tags: blog, critic, fiction, helen mirren, hilton als, kidnapping, magazine, new york, new yorker, prime suspect, the new yorker, theatre, web log
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03 Mar 2009
Grizzly Bear coming to Town Hall on 28th and 29th May, let’s see what they’ve got! Hit me, Droste! Hit me, Rossen! En garde, Taylor! En garde, Bear! I wonder if they’ll blow up by then like Animal Collective did between the announcement of the Grand Ballroom show and the show itself. I suspect they [...]
Categories: Raspy Thoughts
Tags: animal collective, bear, blog, blogaroonio, byrne, david, david byrne, grizzly, grizzly bear, hall, heads, indie, new jersey gross, pitchfork, talking, talking heads, theater, theatre, town, town hall, wellmont, wellmont theater, wellmont theatre
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03 Mar 2009
1:17 Damn, should have started this when the show started, but better late than never. So far, he’s got a real bag of baloney on his hands, as my grandmother used to say. At this point, he’s probably almost as hated as Chris Brown –at least Rihanna took him back. Fallon is done at NBC. [...]
Categories: Raspy Thoughts
Tags: amazon, america, anderson cooper, astral, astral weeks, barack, barack obama, beans, bill irwin, blog, bozo, bush, byrne, carson daly, chihuahua, chowder, clown, conan, crabs, craig, david, david byrne, deniro, desk, dinner, facebook, fallon, ferguson, friends, garbanzo, general, george, green, gruenberg, happy, jay, jimmy, jimmy fallon, john, john mccain, johnny carson, kimmel, lagoon, late night, leno, letterman, life, mccain, morrison, multiplication, n00dz, naaah, nbc, noodles, o'brien, obama, orpheus weaponry, palin, paper, paul pierce, raspberry, rice, robert, robert deniro, sarah, sarah palin, show, snow, snowday, steve irwin, the tonight show, tonight show, tso, tv, van, van morrison, web logs, weeks
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