Posted tagged ‘barack’

Liveblogging Jimmy Fallon’s first night

03 Mar 2009

1:17 Damn, should have started this when the show started, but better late than never. So far, he’s got a real bag of baloney on his hands, as my grandmother used to say. At this point, he’s probably almost as hated as Chris Brown –at least Rihanna took him back. Fallon is done at NBC. [...]

The Surowieckipedia — Formative years

02 Mar 2009

James began what was to become a lifelong love affair with coconut macaroons when he was seven years old, in the cafeteria of his grammar school, the Westinville Monster School. His classmate Little Petey approached him with a proposition: Little Petey would share his coconut macaroons with James in exchange for a portion of James’s [...]

02 Mar 2009

Hey, Belle & Sebastian, everything you’ve ever done is derivative of “Hazey Jane II” by Nick Drake! How does that feel, to get called out like that? Bam! Deal with it! I don’t even feel bad about saying that. Murdoch. Stuart. Stuart Murdoch. Lame.

I’m just hustling hard — No class at Fordham today

02 Mar 2009

“Classes are cancelled on all campuses of the University. The Campuses are closed.”

Steve Coll has a hunch where Osama Bin Laden is hiding

23 Feb 2009

It’s not actually a hunch. I know exactly where Osama Bin Laden is hiding. He’s under my desk. I’ve had him since August, and I was waiting for Pres. Obama to take office, just to give him a little boost to start his presidency. (Actual post (note: the title is a bit misleading, as Coll [...]


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