1:17 Damn, should have started this when the show started, but better late than never. So far, he’s got a real bag of baloney on his hands, as my grandmother used to say. At this point, he’s probably almost as hated as Chris Brown –at least Rihanna took him back. Fallon is done at NBC. [...]
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Liveblogging Jimmy Fallon’s first night
03 Mar 2009Categories: Raspy Thoughts
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The Surowieckipedia — Formative years
02 Mar 2009James began what was to become a lifelong love affair with coconut macaroons when he was seven years old, in the cafeteria of his grammar school, the Westinville Monster School. His classmate Little Petey approached him with a proposition: Little Petey would share his coconut macaroons with James in exchange for a portion of James’s [...]
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02 Mar 2009
Hey, Belle & Sebastian, everything you’ve ever done is derivative of “Hazey Jane II” by Nick Drake! How does that feel, to get called out like that? Bam! Deal with it! I don’t even feel bad about saying that. Murdoch. Stuart. Stuart Murdoch. Lame.
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I’m just hustling hard — No class at Fordham today
02 Mar 2009“Classes are cancelled on all campuses of the University. The Campuses are closed.”
Categories: Fordham, Raspy Thoughts
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Steve Coll has a hunch where Osama Bin Laden is hiding
23 Feb 2009It’s not actually a hunch. I know exactly where Osama Bin Laden is hiding. He’s under my desk. I’ve had him since August, and I was waiting for Pres. Obama to take office, just to give him a little boost to start his presidency. (Actual post (note: the title is a bit misleading, as Coll [...]
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