Archive for August 2009

Bub

06 Aug 2009

If I were a recording artist signed to a major label, I would just tell my fans to download my music for free and mail me $2. Actually, I’d probably ask them to send me a ham sandwich, too. For laughs, duh!

Paula Abdul Update

05 Aug 2009

“You all never seize to amaze me.” — via @PaulaAbdul Maybe there is something to this Twitter thing, if it allows for gems like that one. At least now we know that account truly is, as advertised, “The Real Paula Abdul.” I’m sure she meant it as a compliment to her fans, but here’s how [...]

Paula Abdul says she’s out city

05 Aug 2009

So, no more Paula Abdul on American Idol. Guess who won’t be watching the show anymore? If you guessed Hornblower, then you’re a damn fool, cos of course I never watched that show. Oh, wait. I did. For three episodes of season six, I watched only the performances by Melinda Doolittle, who was awfully good. [...]

People are talking

05 Aug 2009

Readers 1 & 2 are deceased, but I happened upon some others who have gallantly taken their place. A dialogue, then. Reader One: I don’t know about these links Hornblower keeps posting. I just want to read Tin Speaker on Tin Speaker. Is that so much too ask? Reader Two: This is like the time [...]

Black Moth Super Rainbow at South Street Seaport – 24 July 2009

04 Aug 2009

It’s been a while since my last concert review that was actually hosted here. I’m sure you miss it. I know I do. We all do. It’s time for a return to form, of sorts. Yeah, I know this concert was a while ago. But don’t worry, because this review is brand new! Lovely. Just [...]


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